Weekends

Holy crap the last weekend was a big one and I am going to start posting a lot more cause I think it's time to share some of these stories... I'm looking at all of my messages and recollecting the weekend for the first time completely normal and wow... Hahahaha it's interesting

Blogger

Blogger is making it impossible to post things from my computer. Which if course has been effecting the blog since I haven't written anything cause I keep thinking it'll be fixed. So I guess I'll start doing them from my phone

Gave Up

I gave up on catching up with all the stories because it just got to be a lot and I couldn't remember half of them so I'm starting fresh and this week will be posted about plenty.

So the war begins

So the prank war has begun.  Poor Robert was the first victim and there will be another victim this week.  Every bit of clothing and every important thing he owns is under 4 full things of saran wrapped around his bed in a weaved and taped cocoon.  No easy entry point.  Even a knife doesn't work at all.  The KH frat has struck and will continue to strike.

Lost track of time

I was waiting on someone to send me the picture and video but he keeps forgetting too.  So I'll just talk about something else.  Matt left to go to the away game last weekend.  I had the room to myself and just kinda chilled with people.  At one point I was pretty gone and kept singing and dancing to this song.

Apparently I look hilarious when I do the dance!

The night before I was up til 5 am driving drunk people around and searching for Matt.  I found him like 20 minutes away from campus and he decided to beat up the sign in our dorm.  It looks pretty beat up.  Then he had to drive to a different state for the game.  They got stuck in the car for 19 hours with absolutely nothing to do.  We lost the football game and they literally had nothing to do but sit in a hammock and watch people walk by their car.  I cleaned the room and its stayed mostly clean since! 

Drama drama drama

Saturday night was so great. We went to a frat for jello shots!!! That was pretty great played beer pong and met new people. We met a girl named laney who also happened to b a litter bug and now when ever we see her we yell her name really loud. Matt found a girl or two and almost lost the one he seems to want. Eddie found a girl that seems to b good for him. So they all seem to b settling down and that's surprising. There are a few stories from that night that I will write tomorrow and hopefully you guys will like them :)

Drunk Nights

I went to my friends college last weekend.  I visited my girlfriend and got hang out with some of my old friends. I had a blast and wish I could visit more often.  While I was away how ever Matt had a party in our room and had a 24 pack of beer that was empty when I came back.  He left the place completely trashed with pizza boxes and other items and expected me to clean up after him.  I was really mad.  Thats behind us now though so its ok.  We had a big noise complaint against us at 3 in the morning because a bunch of drunk people randomly showed up and were banging on things and stuff.  I'll upload a picture and a video tomorrow from that night.  I'm actually really surprised the RA didn't wake up cause of all the noise we were making it was pretty crazy.

Note War

I got back from Virginia tech and found a room that you needed a hazmat suit to get into so I locked the door and left him this note before I went to class.

Really Late

This is from awhile ago.  But Rolin and Eddy and I went to McDonalds and Rolin was pretty drunk.  Rolin attacked the wet floor sign.  Then on the way back he ran around kicking over trash cans and pretending to be a ninja.  Matt busted his ass on a speed bump and busted up his hand really bad.  this was 2 weeks ago I'm sorry I haven't kept on this but I'll be posting a post once a day til I'm caught up.  This one was just an introduction to the upcoming ones.

Friday Mayhem

We went to see Gorilla Zoe! Haha lots of fun :) Matt was playing beer pong and had a random partner. This partner was a rival schools fan and he kept trading hats with him. This partner got into a brawl with the frat brothers and got kicked out. Matt realized he wore the guys hat and felt he needed to pay for wearing it. He then proceeded to burn himself with a cigarette and it's infected now. Later he had a beer on campus and had to run from the cops. He of course fell and almost got arrested but at least he is safe now.

The Morning After

So I got woken up at 2 that might to the sound of a safe hitting the floor. Matt had thrown his safe across the room to put Rolin's broken cigarettes in it. He then proceeded to Skype a random girl and tell her that they were going to have sex the next day. This girl lives a few states away. Then he told me he had to sober Rolin up so he threw bread at Rolin and I went to go c if he was ok and he was just being a loud drunk and Matt walked in and said "Rolin it's time for sleepy sleep no bread nooo no bread Rolin time to sleep" then I went to bed. The morning after I went I was talking to Eddie and Rolin about the night. Rolin didn't remember much but everyone else knew what happened. Rolin had puked all over their floor and his roommate had gotten really mad and broke his lamp, in retaliation Rolin pissed all over his stuff including everything he needed for ROTC and school. His roommate then proceeded to threaten to kill him and Rolin freaked out and called his lawyer and the RA and his roommate moved out later that day. His roommates dad came to help move all of his stuff out and saw Rolin and confronted him about peeing on his sons stuff and saying that he was over reacting with the threat of a restraining order.

Whiskey Wednesday

Wednesday might Matt told me he would be home at 1030-1100 and that he wasn't going to get to messed up... Well that was a lie. Him and Eddie played beer pong and won like 10 straight games. Now for the introduction of Rolin. Rolin is really quiet, calm and nice. He got a bid to a frat and was really excited so he drank a ton of liquor. As Matt and Eddie started winning a lot he started becoming a cheerleader. Everytime they hit a cup he would scream and hug the person who scored. Eddie shot the winning shot of their last game and Rolin tackled him cause he was so happy. Now for the hard part getting everyone home safely. They had to carry Rolin to the drunk bus and once they got on he tried to make out with a girl and then proceeded to cuddle up next to eddie telling him he loved him. Once they got to the dorm they had to carry him to his room. Needless to say he wasn't very quiet they threw him in his bed and hoped for the best.

I don't know where to start

So much happened last night I don't know where to begin so I'll put it in 2 or 3 stories later. This morning was very interesting too.  Let me get my head on and I'll start writing in a little.

Sober Up

Last night was a sober night! It was still ridiculous we were chilling in our room when this guy from down the hall slammed open the door and walked in and started talking trash and we could tell he was really drunk. We asked where he went and he asked where we went and we said no where and he said then I wasn't where you were! After he left we walked to Denny's. On the way there we played a game in which you throw the keys up and if you dropped the keys then you lost. Matt was the last person to drop the key on his last throw for the win he threw it really high and had to chase after them they came down and his hands were right there ready to catch them but they went right through his hands. He heard a clank and looked down and yelled out in agony and got on his knees to find them. They had gone down a street drain, the only one with in visible range. He was so sad cause he has to give the college 100 bucks to get a new one. Stories are going to become a little more scarce now cause actual school work is starting but I promise I'll keep up the hilarious stories of dorn h

FOAM PARTY

Last night we went to a foam party! I walked out to take a call and I walked back in and found Matt dancing on top of the stage near the DJ. I left a little after that but this morning after my shower I found out that they ended up hanging out with a big group of black guys and ended up drunk at Waffle House.  When I got to our dorm I realized Matt had left his key in our room so I thought it would be fun to lock him out for the night.  So I woke up this morning and I found Matt asleep in his bed... He had crawled through our window to get into the room.  He was drunk and he doesn't have any climbing skills and he doesn't remember much other than cutting himself on the window.  Today we are finishing construction on our slide out the window so no more pesky stairs on the way out of our dorm!  Last nights foam party was one to remember, there were more drunk people there than I have seen our entire time in college.   This one girl was dancing and fell into the foam and disappeared, an hour later I saw her in a different area of the party how she got there under the foam I still don't know... Not much that I remember from last night but it was crazy

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Do Classes Really Start That Early?

Last night we went out.  He went back to the frat that he joined and was there until 3 AM for a beer pong tourney.  He didn't do very well in it so I decided I would mess with him a little.  I locked the door so it would be hard to open.  He tried a few times but couldn't figure out how to open it so Eddie had to open the door for him.  He went to bed at 330ish and woke up at 7 because he thought he had a class at 8... Who goes out when they have an 8 AM class the next day... It turns out that got cancelled and he was still drunk when he went to his second class of the day and he passed out there thankfully he has sobered up and he just made a brilliant discovery!!! If you put a flashlight under a jug of water it makes a lamp... I think I was in Kindergarden when I figured that one out...

Different State Really?!?!?

I just sat in our dorm waiting for an hour for Matt to get back with sheets to make the slide put of our window... He just texted me he is in the state over from where we live... The place he got the sheets is 5 minutes from here the border is at least a half hour away...

Boring Night

Tonight was the first night that I don't have a story from him which is kind of sad but our room is pretty trashed cause of his latest escapades so I better clean up and get ready for a few more stories

Forgotten Story

He poured a huge cup of apple juice on his bug bite cause he thought it would help... this is after his huge mess up with the frat of course